What can my husband use to soften his beard?

Dear Soapman,

I love my husband but every winter he grows a beard that comes in so scratchy I cannot kiss him! Please do you have a natural way to soften beards and save my marriage?

Signed,

Mountain woman33 in Vermont.

Dear Mountain Woman,

Fear not! Soapman is here to bring the zing back into your married life.

  1. First, wet that beard thoroughly. Then moisten a BUTTER BAR SOAP.
  2. Rub the bar right into the beard and then massage it in for a half a minute.
  3. Rinse as normal with warm water.

After just a couple of uses his beard will soften and scratchiness will lessen even more with every treatment. It makes the beard sit better on the face too.

All the Best,
Soapman

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